Dan and Joe play Legend of the Mystical Ninja for a while and then ping-pong between various SNES games. Opening rant is about co-opting Martin Luther King Jr. day to make terrible arguments.
Joe drops into an absolutely unplayable beta 3 of Star Citizen — PC gaming’s greatest scam of all time — a game, though broken, he ran just fine about a month ago, and gets so frustrated with the thing running terribly that he switches to Elite Dangerous after about an hour.
Seriously. Seconds. Per. Frame.
Opening rant is about capitalism and the American medical system and how terribly broken they are.
Joe plays SNES classic Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island.
“Every Gwynsmas we gather around and set a zombie on fire to stave off the death of the universe. Remember the reason for the season: because a mustache snake in a ruined church told us so.” – Snowb0und
Joe wanted to play space. So Joe played space.
Joe continues his play through of Undertale. Not a lot goin’ on in chat for this show, so unless you really want to watch him play the game itself, go ahead and give this one a pass.
Joe and Kelly spend two hours trying to get Dark Souls to work properly. That’s the game we tried to beat. Not Dark Souls the game. Dark Souls the program. Trying to get the laziest PC port this side of Arkham Knight to function. At all. Then in hour three, we give up and play Drawful with our twitch mods. This is a serious trainwreck of a show, so if you aim to be entertained, there’s fun to be had, but if you’re looking for Dark Souls, it ain’t happenin’.
Joe finally gives in and plays the game so many people have been badgering him to try for years, and finds it to be rather charming. Also, he dates a skeleton. No political topics this ep. Too emotionally exhausted.
I love you, Del! Write some copy!
Boy howdy, do we have an episode for you! Joe slogs hilariously through the buggiest non-game since Digital Homicide went bust while lamenting what should be his dream game. Then, for part two, he bounces over to a game that actually works for some brainless monster-smashing as the chat asks him about his contrarian movie opinions. This was one for the ages, folks. Hope you enjoy it!