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Crystal and Jolene groggily and crankily make their way through the middle chunk of Super Metroid.

In our first episode of SJW Lve in just about forever, Jolene and Crystal play Super Metroid and talk trans stuff.

Sick as all holy hell, Joe continues a playthrough of the Secret of Mana remake. No opening rant.

Joe plays the brand spankin’ new remake of Secret of Mana. Because if we’re going to play a game on day one, it’s gonna’ be a game from over twenty years ago. Opening rant is about gun violence and bullshit rhetoric.

Joe plays forgotten NES title Xexys.

Dan and Joe play Legend of the Mystical Ninja for a while and then ping-pong between various SNES games. Opening rant is about co-opting Martin Luther King Jr. day to make terrible arguments.

Joe drops into an absolutely unplayable beta 3 of Star Citizen — PC gaming’s greatest scam of all time — a game, though broken, he ran just fine about a month ago, and gets so frustrated with the thing running terribly that he switches to Elite Dangerous after about an hour.

Seriously. Seconds. Per. Frame.

Opening rant is about capitalism and the American medical system and how terribly broken they are.

Joe plays SNES classic Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island.

“Every Gwynsmas we gather around and set a zombie on fire to stave off the death of the universe. Remember the reason for the season: because a mustache snake in a ruined church told us so.” – Snowb0und

Joe wanted to play space. So Joe played space.